Hatred towards mobility

I hate laptops. They are expensive, weak and ugly. I hate the tiny keyboard, the dark screen, the lousy speakers and the clumsiness that comes with carrying one around. I dislike Apple and I despise Windows Vista (the worst thing mankind came up with after Windows Millennium). I hate when someone rearranges my desktop. I hate when files are removed for no good reason. I hate everytime someone touches the screen (and forces his/her index finger on it as if he/she wants to break through the display). I hate touchpads. I hate the tight keyboard and the flat keys. I hate it when I accidentally hit the [¨] button when I actually intend to hit the [Enter] button. I hate the fact that computers in general become obsolete very quickly. You can't do shit with it before it's too old for this or too slow for that. A simple and basic application such as iTunes lags on this relatively new notebook, and the thought of having to stick with it for a while from now really scares me. It takes around 10 fucking minutes for this one to enter Windows from the moment I press the ON button. And yes, it was formatted recently.

I'm really sick of laptops right now.